Saturday, June 19, 2010

UHO (Unidentified Hurting Object)

Okay, so last night my family and I got back from the Wisconsin Dells, "Waterpark Capital of the World!" We stayed at the Kalahari Resort, which now has an outdoor waterpark, indoor waterpark, and indoor theme park. (With a Ferris Wheel! :D) They also have a bowling alley, laser tag, rock climbing wall, ropes course, mini-golf, go-kart racing, and arcade.

So I was climbing the rock wall and I was only like two rocks away from being able to push the little buzzer button thingy. However, the higher you get up on the wall, the fewer rocks there are. See the highly detailed illustration below to see what I'm talking about.



So I was stuck in one place for like 5 minutes. There weren't any rocks close to me. Eventually, the rocks got really slippery from my sweat and I fell. On the way down, I hit my elbow on one of the rocks. Apparently you're supposed to push out on the wall when you fall. See the other highly detailed illustration below.





And now, on my elbow, I have a giant... well, I don't really know what it is. It looks like a cross between a bruise and mosquito bite. I have decided to call it a UHO (Unidentified Hurting Object).

Well, hopefully it goes away soon, because it's really starting to hurt, and I can't fully extend either of my elbows.

~Kim~

P.S. My family caused like 3 accidents on the go karts.

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