I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but some days when I'm doing something dangerous, risky, or just plain stupid, I hurt other people along with myself.
Today was one of those days.
So remember how in "World's Most Dedicated Fake Baby Babysitter" I mentioned I would tell Nathan that I almost lost his baby when we were done with our self-defense unit in gym? Well, today we had some Tae-Kwon-Do guy teach us some ways to defend ourselves. And let's just say he'd never want me in his class.
We were practicing what to do if some creeper guy tries to choke you from behind. I got out, but when I got to the palm-to-the-nose part, I accidentally hit him. Hard. Very hard. So hard I gave him a bloody nose and he had to excuse himself from class for a couple minutes.
I apoligized like a million times, but the guy said it was okay because he gets accidentally hit all the time. Poor guy.
But then he started messing with me. When we were practicing how to flip people, he made me flip the other guy instead of him. Then the other guy was like, "I don't want her to hurt me!"
But I flipped that guy anyways. And I don't know if it was the fact that we were on a springboard, but the guy made a pretty loud thud.
Well, here's today's summary:
Kim + Tae-Kwon-Do guy = KATASTROPHIE!
~Kim~
P.S. When I saw the Tae-Kwon-Do guy after school, he was holding a Kleenex to his nose. I'm going with the story that it was the dry air.
