Wow

Wow. It's been forever since I got on this thing! There are SOOOO many injuries I need to tell you about. I also need to tell you about some of the, well, dumb things I've done. Stupid blondeness. (Is that a word?). Okay, I'm just gonna make a list. I'm sorry if you get carpotunnel or something from scrolling down so much.

1. After mowing the lawn earlier this week, I tried putting the mower back in the garage, but our sunroom is getting redone (that's another story) and the wood for it took up like half of the garage. Therefore, I had to squeeze the lawn mower in between the wood and van. After doing that, I came out the way I pushed the mower in and saw my new paint job- scratched paint all the way down to the metal, costing my family about, oh I don't know, $2,000? I told my mom (who wasn't very happy with me) that I was going for racing stripes. That didn't really help the matter.
2. The same day as the lawn mower incident, I was playing Guitar Hero: World Tour when my mom called me over into the kitchen. (After the earlier incident, I figured she was going to cut my leg off with a knife or something.) I was walking over there when the strap holding the guitar controller came undone from the controller! (gasp here.) The controller hit the floor and BOOM! I cost my family another $1,000.

Now at this point, you may be thinking something like, "oh no! Poor Kim!" or, "I feel bad for her so I'm sending her money to pay back to her parents!" or, "Dummy." I don't blame you, especially those of you who are thinking the second one. But there is one thing that causes me to be so uncoordinated and blonde. And that thing is GENETICS. Do you really think that all this is my fault? That I'm just too blind to see that this isn't my parents fault? Well you're thinking wrong. Now as you continue reading, remember to blame my parents and NOT ME.

1. I was playing Clue with my family the other night and I wasn't paying attention because I was so tired. My mom asked, "Kim, do you have ballroom, Miss Scarlet, or rope?" I was so tired so I just said, "yeah, mom. I have rope." For those of you who don't get it, I just told everyone I had rope, giving them an advantage.
2. I was playing Guitar Hero: World Tour when my dad called me. I turned around and the guitar hero controller slammed right into the TV, denting it. Again, I owe my parents another $1,000.

So those four are pretty much the worst things that have happened to me since October. And I probably left out, scratch that, did leave out a lot of stuff since I have the memory span of a chocolate chip cookie. Speaking of which... see ya later!

P.S. I wasn't kidding about that sending money thing.